Narrative Director, Assistant Programmer, Co-Developer, Tweet Monkey
                                  
                                 
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Exists in a superposition of living in Chicago and the Macedonian wilderness. Speaks 4 languages. Not to be trusted with matches or lighters. Convinced the others into making a game, somehow. Does most of the writing and some programming.
                                  
                                 
                         
                       
                     
                   
                 
              
			  
              
                
                
                  
				  
                            
                    
                      
                        
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Lead Programmer, Co-Developer, Art Director, Human-Android Relations
                                  
                                 
                               
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Location classified. Collects funny socks. Might be made of metal. The main brain behind our programming and art. 
                                  
                                 
                               
                         
                       
                     
                   
                 
              
			  
              
                
                
                  
                            
                    
                      
                        
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Contributing Artist, Motivational Speaker, Legal Consultant, Illegal Consultant
                                  
                                 
                               
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Does not contribute anything of value. Last seen entering a dumpster behind a Pizza Hut. 
                                  
                                 
                               
                         
                       
                     
                   
                 
              
			  
              
                
                
                  
                            
                    
                      
                        
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Web Wizard, Interdimensional Associate, Voice of Reason, Devyn
                                  
                                 
                           
                         
                       
                     
                   
                 
              
			  
              
                
                
                  
                            
                    
                      
                        
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    Sound & Music Director, Artist, Level Designer, Professional Dong Player
                                  
                                 
                               
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    The Melody Man. Part bear, part beer. You will move and groove at his whim.